he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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