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i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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