I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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