At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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