please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
