so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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