I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
