I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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