Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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