dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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