Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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