no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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