Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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