we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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