i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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