She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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