It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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