My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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