Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
