"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
he puts the penis in happiness.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
my nose is crying tears of wow.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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