they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
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