I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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