I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Randomize
