it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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