shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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