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I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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