i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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