I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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