dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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