Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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