Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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