and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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