yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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