lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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