If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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