dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
