apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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