i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I would ride that face into the sunset
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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