I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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