Kiss
Puke
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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