if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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