I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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