If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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