in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I am naked and annoyed.
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