love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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