if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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