God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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