I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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