it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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