So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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