Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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