i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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