in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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