i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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