yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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