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Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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