i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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