Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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