After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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