so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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