just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
