Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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