I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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