Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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