i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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